wickywicky

Pat's word in physic's class with BLAO and MLO when we be b-boppin.

Boom, pach ch, da boom boom pa - WICKYWICKY!

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con

Bad, not good, stoopid.

Man, this church session is con. The speaker is con. The girls are con.

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Shazzbutt

My new favorite word.

Did you do your homework?
O shazzbutt!

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nip sniper

one who keeps an eye out for nip slips and hard nipples on girls.
Noun: nip sniper (also adj)
Verb: nip sniping

"Dude, that little pervert over there is such a nip sniper, he was totally staring at my boobs!"

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strap slap

Stemming from BRC or Bra Removal Confusion.
It occurs when one (either male or female) cannot undo a bra and the strap (in front, back, or side) and it slips, immediately followed with a whipping sound that results in minor to severe bruising on the shoulder blades, spinal column, or breasts.

My boyfriend can't take my bra off properly. I keep getting f***ing strap slap!

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BRC

BRC is an acronym for Bra Removal Confusion. It results from the many different types of bra clasp devices in modern times, leaving both men and women alike at a loss of sex drive. Males have to keep up with the styles, which is difficult and when removing another's bra, often also results in lack of self-confidence - stemming from the cock-block factor of having to figure out the bra clasp.

If you see BRC as a problem,
the Facebook Group "Stop Bra Removal Confusion"
has a solution for you. This is just one of the many established organizations dedicated to uniting BRC victims and standardizing bra clasps.

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buffness

When you can truly say the following:

Dude, I almost started a fire today in physics class, 'cause I'm SMOKING HOT!
Dude, could I borrow your sewing machine, 'cause I'm RIPPED!
Dude, I almost got suspended today, 'cause I brought THESE GUNS TO SCHOOL!

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