paul

people who own, such as paul mccartney and paul rudd. usually they are offered the job of being pornstars but they prove themselves being too good for the camera, so they all decide to become porn directors to give the others a chance, which makes them very selfless people aswell.

"i wish my name was paul it wouldnt be so hard to get chicks on the bus"
"having a name like eric really blows i wish the 4 letters in my name were p-a-u-l"

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forever virgins

people who will never score / people who visit virginia every summer / people who wake up in the morning and cry for several minutes

"there goes a forever virgin, hes my neighbour, i dont want to talk to him in case i become like him" or "forever virgins cause fires and are usually foreigners"

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