Tourstrength

when on the road for an extended period of time one can develop a reserve battery of power that can be tapped into for super human tasks. can function as a verb or noun.

"I can't lift this up."
"use your tourstrength"

"oh man, didja see jim musclefuck that sub...he's got some serious tourstremgth rocking right now"

"dude, jim just tourstrengthed that sub"

"that tassel is way sexy, i bet she could handle all my tourstrength"

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confirmation touch

when you are on an encounter/date with a potential mating partner, to see if the possibility of carnal delights lay in your future, you may use light gestures of physical contact to check if that's even an option. the more touching, the better. in the culture of online dating, this has become an integral component.

BOY: 'hey, do you wanna check out some music after dinner?"

<insert confirmation touch>

GIRL: 'yeah, let's leave now, that would be so radtastic'

<insert returned confirmation touch>

BOY: "you are so hot, i really wanna see you naked later"

<insert confirmation touch>

GIRL: 'you are a scumbag, leave me alone bobby"

<no returned confirmation touch>

BOY: "I LOVE THE THANG BAND TOO!"

<insert confirmation touch>

GIRL: "that bassist bobby bananaz is so funny"

<insert returned confirmation touch>

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Sleep Pussy

Adult male who is afraid of staying up too late for fear of compromised ability or virility the following day.

“P-Maddy insisted upon going to bed at 8pm the night before our second day of skiing because he is a sleep pussy and wanted to ski his very best..”