coos

Title of affection for a step-mother or other motherly figure. Used as a name, such as Dad or Mom or Nana. Pronounced: cûs' (with a hard C and 'oos' as in papoose)

After school my coos is picking me up to take me to my dad's house. Also - Can you make me a sandwich, coos?

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blurch

When a hiccup, sneeze, cough, or laugh causes food or drink to emit from one's nose.

I was finishing my applesauce when that dog fell down and I blurched it all down my shirt. Also - Don't blurch, Coke burns the nose.

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