finger circle

Placing your pointer finger and thumb together in the "okay" position, then placing it below your belt is the internationally recognized gesture for "I'm hungry. Do you have a bowl of Cheerios I can eat?"

Two hands below the belt indicate a desire for Froot Loops instead.

Me: *Lost in foreign country and starving*
Me: *does finger circle gesture*
Foreigner: *Hands me a bowl of Multigrain Cheerios*
Me: Thank you
Foreigner: You're welcome.

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pazer lenis

A man with a very small penis who does everything he can to hide it.

Pazer Lenis is a "play on words" derived from the phrase Lazer Penis. It is a type of wordplay that is defined as Spoonerism. A man who has a penis "as small as a beam of light" is a Pazer Lenis when he hides it by driving the biggest fucking truck you've ever seen in your life.

Dude, our 45th president is such a Pazer Lenis! Did you see how small his hands are?!?