fart base

a play on words of the base system used to describe your intimate situation with another person. fart base is the point in a relationship when you are comfortable farting in their presence. also called the fart barrier

Jack accidentally got to fart base with Jill when he let one slide on their second date.

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convenience friend

What you become when a "friend" only wants to see or communicate with you in a certain environment, such as at school or work, but never outside of that environment to just hang out.

Also can be a friend that only ever talks to you when they need something from you, such as a ride somewhere or help with a school assignment.
When talking to this person, you might find that you feel like you are being brushed off.

Christine: Hey Chris, i was wondering if you could send me a scan of that chemistry assignment 'cause i lost mine. Oh, and if it's not too much trouble, could i get a ride to school with you tomorrow?

Chris: Yeah, i'll scan the assignment and send it in a few minutes. i'll be at your house at about 7:45 tomorrow.

Christine: Thanks buddy

Chris: No prob. Hey, what are you doing this weekend? I was thinking about going paintballing or seeing a movie. Want to come?

Christine: I can't, i have ahh...(eyes starting shifting and hands start fidgeting) dentist apointment, but maybe after that i could, i'll txt you on the weekend.

*Chris never heard back from Christine on the weekend because Chris is just a Convenience Friend to Christine

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FBC

Abbreviation of FaceBook Creeper, or can be simple called a 'creeper'.

A creeper/FBC will frequently view other people's pages, info and photos, even though they may hardly know the people.

ex -

Jack is such an FBC, he keeps looking at the photos Jill posted of the party she had on the weekend, even though he hardly knows her and wasnt even at the party.

ex -

Bob - "Hey guys, did you see that Sue got a new phone number?"
Bill - "Sue who?"
Bob - "Sue Miller"
Bill - "Why would you know that she got a new cell number, you dont even know her?"
Bob - "She changed her cell number in the info section of her Facebook profile"
Bill - "Dude, you're such an FBC"