cougar cage

the premises in which the cougars "shake it" in front of the band.

"careful young buck, don't walk to close to the dance floor because you might slip into the cougar cage".

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tailgate

the rear portion of a muffin top that hangs slightly over butt cheeks.

"hey man check out that cougar's tailgate, it's an extreme landing pad".

"fold up your old lady's tailgate, it's about to fall off".

"woke up after a long night of drinking and her tailgate was crushing my penis".

"judging by her Mom's tailgate, she's gonna have one too someday"!

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