pon't

When poon goes bad. There's poon, and then there's pon't.

Michael: Wow look at that. She may be a bitch, but I'd like a sampling of her poon.
Johnny: No man, that's not poon. That's pon't.

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FOIP

Friend Over IP. Refers to friends you know on the internet, as opposed to friends you know in real life. A clever play on the term VOIP, because I'm oh so hilarious.

Johnny: Have you ever hung out with soccerchik14?
Michael: No, she's just a FOIP.

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I-pod

The way idiots and southerners write iPod.

i gotz muh i-pod n then i made luv on muh sistah lolz.

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