alpha chi omega

Possibly the one sorority that cannot fit any stereotype. There are girls that look like tri delts, DG's, KD's, Phi Mu's, Zeta's,Pi Phis, and Thetas; from my experience, at least. They are the ones, at least in my chapter, that don't really give a damn about what people think about them, but just strive to be the best sisterhood that they can be. We have girls who can drink you under the table, girls that can eat, girls that can make you laugh, and girls that are so bitchy they can make you cry. We are more of a fraternity than a sorority, and that is why I love us.

"What's Alpha Chi's stereotype? "
"I've heard of Alpha Chi Obesa...but that chick looks like a tri delt."
"Yeah but that one looks like a Phi Mu..."
"What about Alpha Chi Ho-mega?"
"Yeah..that chick over there really knows how to get down"
"But that one doesn't go out...she's kind of a nerd, actually"
"Ha..well, I've got it..Alpha Chi-oholics"
"Isn't every sorority girl an alcoholic?"
"What the hell is going on?...I feel like I'm in the twilight zone...I feel like someone took all of the sororities and mashed them together to make Alpha Chi Omega."

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