chuffnuts

Origin: my ex, East London
Definition: The hair and sweat from your nether regions teamed up with the fluff from your underwear to create those little fluff hair balls that stick to your arse.
Singular: Chuffnut

Ex: Urgh, I've got chuffnuts.
Me: What the fuck are chuffnuts?

Ex: Look at the size of this chuffnut!
Me: *Disgusted* We have been going out for way too long.

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