fifty yard fake out

A girl who from a distance of fifty yards away appears to be hot, but as you continue to approach you realize that many features that you could not previously see cause her to be in fact unattractive.

Alex to Jeff as they walk to class: Dude check out that blonde girl up ahead, I'm gonna get her number.
After they walk past without stopping to talk: Ok nevermind she was just a fifty yard fake out.

greasy skillet

While having sex in the kitchen, the guy sits the girl on the stove top(electric so that it has the coils) and continues to fuck her. He then turns on the coil that she is sitting on without her noticing and it burns her ass. He should then act like he has no idea why she is screaming and try to get her to sit there as long as possible. Caution must be used so as not to burn the cock or balls.

Ashley was pissed when I gave her that greasy skillet last week, but I just told her that the switch must have accidentally got bumped and that when she kept screaming that it was hot I thought she was talking about the sex.

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