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The sounds made by the springs in the bed as you are screwing your girlfriend. Usually heard by people in the room directly below you, as well as people in adjoining rooms.
Hell, if the bed is old enough and you and her are fat enough, the bedspring chorus will be heard half way to the next county.
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To take it up the ass in a major way.
DumbGuy: "Dude! I just got raped by an elephant! My bunghole is streched out about a mile wide!
DumberGuy: "Wait a minute. Isn't an elephant's pecker long and skinny?"
DumbGuy: "Yeah, but he fingered me first!"
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Similar to Driving the big white bus, only this time you are on your knees in front of the toilet puking up your lunch, everything you had to drink in the past 8 hours and part of your small intestine. You are also swearing to God or Jesus or the Devil or whoever that you will NEVER EVER NEVER get so fucking wasted again for the rest of your life, but probably will at the next party you are invited to next weekend.
Services beging following Happy hour.
12π 1π
A squishy absorbant piece of material inserted into the hatchet wound before doing the wild thing for the purpose of soaking up man milk and thus perventing little rug rats from being born 9 months later.
And afterwards she can use it to do the dishes!
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A squishy absorbant piece of material that is inserted into the hatchet wound before doing the wild thing for the purpose of soaking up man milk thus preventing little rug rats from being born 9 months later.
And afterwards she can use it to do the dishes!
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To force your penis into someones mouth in order to make them stop talking.
The bitch wouldn't shut the fuck up so I gave her the meat gag.
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1. Someone who takes a lot of points in a game of Hearts and/or swallows copious amounts of semen. Accomplished gobblers can do both at the same time.
Player 1. Get ready to take a shitload of points on this hand, Gobbler!
Player 2. Get ready to take a load of spooge down your throat, Gobbler!
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