T-Bobber

Someone who does more than just give lip and tounge service to the Bacon Bazooka. The T-Bobber likes to feel the purple helmet tickling their tonsils, hence the letter "T".

Stop gagging you little T-Bobber! Breathe through your nose!

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horizontal boogie

To have sex while in a horizontal position.

You can do it in a bed
You can do it on a sled
You can do it on the bar
You can do it in your car
You can do it on the floor
You can do it with a whore
You can do it in the living room
And do it in the den
You can do it in the kitchen
Then do it all again
You can do it over here
You can do it over there
You can do it with your honey
Almost anywhere
Hey babe, wanna boogie?
Do the horizontal boogie with me!

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Doing the dog

To goof off, slack off, fart around, and just be a lazy no good slug. Also known as Pounding the Pooch. Or in some cases, actually having sex with a dog.

"Look at that guy just sitting on his ass doing the dog. He must be saving his energy for his date with Fido."

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