EDS

Sufferers often report having visions of Elon murdering their cats, and implanting chips into the brains of the writers of Huffpo. They used to like free speech, until he bought Twitter. They used to like electric cars, until... he bought Twitter. Elon lives in their heads rent-free, and there's nothing that he does that isn't above suspicion of right-wing conspiracy.

Hey, did you see the dual, simultaneous landing of Spacex rockets yesterday?

Mrmrmrmr, hate speech mrmrmr. Why would I want to drive a bluhhhh meh bubububb from a rich moron like that? Bluuuuuuh! Hate speech. Muskrat antivaxxer!

Dude, you should get that EDS checked.