Pit bull

A shitty dog known for attacking all living things, including humans (adults and childrens), and other dogs. Idiotic pit bull apologists will claim that whenever a pit bull kills someone, it's the owner's fault, saying "Uhhhh it's not the dog itself that's shitty, the dogs known for attacking just had bad owners!". While pit bulls who are trained well usually exhibit a loving personality, many of those same pit bulls have been known to be angered by small things and attack someone. Remember, these dogs were bred to fight. All it takes is to accidentally step on their tail to have them maul your newborn son to death. These dogs are a favorite of ghetto low-lifes. I personally think that there should be a ban on pit bulls in the United States.

Person 1: Aw what the fuck, this dog is fucking mutilating my leg!
Person 2: Oh, you mean Baxter? But he's a kind soul, he would never attack anyone!
Person 1: He's attacking me right now, what the fuck are you talking about!
Person 3: Look, asshole Person 1, it's not that poor dog's fault you kicked its leg a little (by accident). Stop being a pussy crybaby!
Pit bull: *proceeds to eat a newborn baby's face off*

104👍 46👎

Meme degree

A worthless degree.
Any given liberal arts degree is an example of a meme degree.

John's father is paying loads of money for John to go to school for four years just so that he can get his meme degree, A.K.A. his Gender Studies degree.

28👍 3👎