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devil

The number "666" by itself or in combination with other numbers. A shorthand way of saying "666" when the number is combined with other numbers, as in "one-devil-five-nine-two-eight" for "16665928".

The number on that invoice is "one-devil-three-six-four"

by pentozali December 17, 2007

15πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


skin mirror

Skin that is so oily and/or shiny that one can virtually see his or her reflection in it.

I don't mind the fact that Nancy has a skin mirror---as a matter of fact, I think that if she starts using makeup and all that other shit, she'll ruin her complexion!

by pentozali May 3, 2009


knightology

The study of heraldry and related subjects, such as genealogy and vexillology.

This guy must be a real Anglophile. He's always studying about knightology!

by pentozali June 22, 2006

1πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


your call is important to us

Perhaps the biggest bit of corporate and public-sector BS ever foisted upon us as middle- and lower-economic class people. Usually indicates that you'll have to endure ten to thirty minutes of bland wallpaper music or loops of repeated advertisements before a real human voice gets on the phone.

I tried to call my insurance company to find out about their rates for fire insurance, but all I got was "your call is important to us"!

by pentozali November 12, 2008

26πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Blastoon

Yet another Pokemon we'd like to see, a bassoon-shaped Fighting-Type Pokemon. Its attacks are Subsonic Boom, Spin Punch, and Double Baton Slap.

Blastoon, Subsonic Boom, NOW!

by pentozali October 31, 2007

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


gof

Good old-fashioned.

Mike just bought a nice gof phone with real bells instead of ringtones.

by pentozali August 17, 2012

5πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Wise Use

A cabal and political lobbying movement of corporate entities who are very environment-unfriendly and frequently engage in greenwashing activities.

I just heard that the Wise Use people want to cut down some more forest area in Russia.

by pentozali September 25, 2007