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A pussy willow tree. From an old piece of graffiti written in a public restroom: Country/Cuntree/Pussy plant/Fertilize!
Look at the buds on that cuntree over there. Looks like pussy hair!
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The unwritten law of physics that states that a falling object must always be out of your grasp when you try to pick it up.
Where did my @$#%^&* pen go? Oh, Fallsworth's Law!
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Synonym: bingo wings, sagging fat that hangs from under obese persons' arms and is seen especially when the arms are lifted and shaken while the person is shouting "Bingo!".
Look at those whale flippers! That lady must easily be over 500 pounds!
A Violin-Shaped Object, a cheap violin that isn't worth shit to practice on.
If you want to learn to play the violin well, don't go to that music store. All they sell are VSOs!
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Zit; plural is "oombies". Pronounced with short "oo" as in "book".
I stood in front of my mirror, popped a big oomby, and pus shot out over the glass.
A prank by kids in junior high school and high school bands in which a trumpet is played with a clarinet mouthpiece.
Lookie here! I'm playin' da trumpinet!
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