gun that goes "squirt"

Cock, dick, prick, weiner, putz, dong, bell rope, etc. Punning on an old advertisement for a brand of chewing gum with a liquid center.

Keep on playing with your gun that goes "squirt" and you just might knock up your girlfriend.

church bell

Unusually large glans on a penis.

Not tonight, hon. Your church bell made my pussy hurt!

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download dribble

The streaks created by a download on a web site before all of the web site's graphics are fully buffered. Often seen on web sites with large graphics, such as Barnes and Noble Bookstores.

I went to the web site and got some download dribble for a few seconds before I saw the image of the painting.

and a stick

An age that includes a "1" at the end, like "11", "21", "31", "41", etc. The "stick" is the numeral "1".

Oh, whoop-dee-doo, I'm gonna be 5 and a stick on Saturday!

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inty

Interesting.

The festival promises to be a really inty event.

radio silence

Keep something secret; don't let the word spread.

About that book you're going to publish: radio silence on the sale date. We don't want a stampede at the bookstore!

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blat

A wrong, sour, or otherwise harsh-sounding note played on a musical instrument, especially a brass instrument.

Check to see that you don't have a worn valve in your trumpet. I'm starting to hear a lot of blats.

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