Hayden Phan

The type of guy to say he did badly on a test but did 95%

HAYDEN PHAN: wow i did so bad
PERSON 2: What did you get
HAYDEN PHAN: I got 95%
PERSON 2: I hate you

Pearl

type of person to crush on a guy because he eats gum

EVERY GUY IN A ROOM: *eating gum
PEARL: nom nom