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To shit one's pants, grab a handful of feces from the dirtied pants and throw it at someone.
She tried to introduce me to her new boyfriend so I mudjacked the bitch and bailed through the kitchen.
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a warm steaming bowl of chocolate soft serve, approximately the length of a tall man's arm. mmmm mmmm good. best served microwaved.
dude, is that a quinius on your desk?
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What I did to your mother last night.
You hear that Trebek, with your dego moustache and your greasy hair; I conneryd your mother!
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