castrati

1) A feminized male who is self loathing to the delight of the Feminazis.

2) A metrosexual or a girlie man.

3) No balls.

Matt Lauer is a self loathing male and always appeases the feminine crowd. Therefore, he is a castrati.

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Nebelwerfer

1) WWII German 6 shot rocket launcher.

2) A rapid fire male orgasm that shoots streams of loads as it pulses.

1) Heinrich and Otto were excellent in knocking out tanks with their Nebelwerfer.

2) As she gave me felatio on my swollen member, I came in rapid rocket shots similar to a WWII Nebelwerfer.

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Canyon Yodeling

When a male or female administers cunnilingus on some realy tasty poontang. Lots of moaning involved.

Bianca loves it when I go Canyon Yodeling in her wet valley. She tends to scream in Brazilian Portuguese when I do that.

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Meat Cannon

A large slab of cock. Usually a long tubed sexual howitzer of lust accompanied with an undercarriage.

As she pulled the lanyard on my meat cannon, I drenched her face with my gooey gobs of banana juice.

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Banana Juice

Male ejaculant aka CUM.

After I stuck my hairy fuckin' banana in between Maria's jugs, I gave her a pint of banana juice right in her yapper.

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french fuck

Stimulation of the male organ by sliding your rod in between a nice huge set of tits until climax

I gave Maria a nice French Fuck in between her huge gazongas. The result was banana juice all over her yapper.

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wangles

An expression of enthusiasm, ofen giddy or excited. Said with enthusiam, nearly always with an exclamation mark following. Basically, whenever something cool or unusual happens, or if something makes a strong impression, wangles is your word.

"Hi honey, what do think of my new thong?"

"Wangles!"

-or-

If you open the fridge and find lots of tasty looking food you didn't expect to see, you say "wangles!"

Basically can be used in any situation.

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