shing

A phrase of mild discouragement, much the way 'great' is used ironically when something lame happens.

A variation of shing is shule.

"I lent you my best CDs and you lost them? Shing."

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college boy

1) A gelded feminized male who believes his elitist position in the world, as well as his privileged life makes him the authority on everything.

2) One who believes he is higher and mightier than the rest based on how much his parents spent on his college education.

3) Snob.

The word is mostly used as an insult by real men (even those with a college education) to differentiate between themselves and the castrati.

Vinny: You got a problem College Boy?

Wesley: No, but I am smarter and richer than you.

Vinny: Really College Boy? Then why do I get more trim than you do?

Wesley: What is trim?

Vinny: Exactly my point, College Boy!!!

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Man's man

1) A successful man that totally rejects the femininization of today's metrosexual male.

2) A man that is macho by default.

A man's man eats meat(and plenty of it), he doesn't get manicures, he shaves when he feels like it, he drinks beer not wine, he absolutely does not know French, he plays dodgeball, he works hard, he is admired for his manliness by other manly men, and most of all, he's very heterosexual.

NOTE: A Man's man is highly sought after by women who want to feminize him through marriage usually with negative results.

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cancer paper

Insidious chemical strips grafted into a blunt. Savvy stoners unroll a blunt and tear out the cancer papers which are put in the cigars by the producers to control the burn of their products and also to slowly kill their customers.

When Snoop rolled the blunt, he was careful to peel the cancer paper off of the tip.

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Tijuana toothpaste

A euphemism for semen, deposited into the mouth of one adminstering fellatio, usually in the hopes of gaining financial benefit or career advancement.

First used in the January 23, 2002 The Onion article "Who Do I Have to Blow to Win the Bancroft Prize in American History?"
http://www.bigosoft.com/dan/bancroft_prize.htm

"I was so intent on getting that adminstrative position that I guzzled gallons of Tijuana toothpaste."
-or-
"How did someone as dumb as her become Vice President of the company? She must be brushin' with some serious Tijuana toothpaste."

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flyover

A person who lives in flyover country.

Who cares what people in Montana think? They are just a bunch of flyovers.

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figgles

A variant on 'fiddlesticks' or 'curses', a mild expression of dis

"Hey man, I drank the rest of your beer." "Figgles."

-or-

"Figgles. Who let the dogs out?"

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