Meat Cannon

A large slab of cock. Usually a long tubed sexual howitzer of lust accompanied with an undercarriage.

As she pulled the lanyard on my meat cannon, I drenched her face with my gooey gobs of banana juice.

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flyover

A person who lives in flyover country.

Who cares what people in Montana think? They are just a bunch of flyovers.

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Dick Snot

Male ejaculant that just needs to be shot out ASAP.

After suffering with blue balls for at least 3 hours, Jennie came over and pulled the lanyard on my meat cannon thus spraying my dick snot all over her succulent breasts.

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stinger

When blowing a load on a girl's face you get some in her eye.

She tried to bite my balls off after I gave her a stinger.

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