Poved-it

When the speaker in a conversation is oblivious that the topic has either bored its recipients to the point of violent suicide, or offended an audience into a murderous rage.

"god, did you hear him waffle on about those cats? It made me want to put my head in a blender; he totally poved-it."

"Mate, he poved-it, the father of the bride, had to take the microphone off him because he upset all the guests!"