Christ-more-shit Shop

Otherwise known as the Christmastree Shop, where people go to buy a bunch of cheap, useless crap to fill their pack-ratty homes. "Don't you just love a bargain?" No, if fact, I do not.

Wow, Sam! What are all these plastic flower arrangements and off-season holiday decorations?

Well, the wife went to the Christ-more-shit Shop again.

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Shit on your Skittles

Comparable to the phrase "rain on your parade"; something that brings you down and/or sucks in a major way.

Sally, you look so sad. I wonder who shit on your Skittles?

You know, I was having a great day... don't come over here and shit on my Skittles, butthole.

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