Salami Balls

When you get dry skin on your scrotum so the contrast looks like salami

I was wearing weird underwear and that gave me Salami Balls.

Mintdick

1. when your accidentally use toothpaste instead of lube

Joe: yo why are you scratching your dick so much?
Bill: I was beatin my meat, then I ran outta lube and wasn't concentrating.
Joe: Did you get mintdick?
Bill: *Nods in shame*

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