Cardiac

A mysterious being that keeps arresting people.

Guy 1: Hey the other guy there died of cardiac arrest
Guy 2: Oh my god can that guy stop arresting people

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damn that sucks

when someone is venting to you but you don't really know how to respond

Guy 1: (Telling guy 2 how his life has gone to shit)
Guy 2: damn that sucks

',:-)

The best emoticon in the entire world, nothing can beat it.

Guy 1: Hi
Guy 2: Do something cool
Guy 1: ',:-)

Oh that makes sense

What you say when you're proved wrong by a thousand different people.

Guy 1: X is actually Y
Everyone: *Provides a lot of proof that says otherwise*
Guy 1: Oh that makes sense

:'(

A emoticon that expresses total heartbreak.

Guy 1: Hey
Guy 1's crush: Ew no
Guy 1: :'(

Goose

A animal that lives to be a bastard.

Guy: *Calmly walking*
Goose: *Rampages after guy*

you

the mysterious being who is known to write urban dictionary definitions

Urban Dictionary is written by you!