Marooned

being completly high and/or drunk beyond any comprehension, in which communication with peers is completly lost and one finds it inpossible to do anything more than sit or lay down on a couch for an extended period of time, often times accompanied by psychadelic music.

me: yo look at pierce over there sittin on my couch, he's so fuckin marooned he doesn't even know where he is!

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porn filing cabinet

much like a pornfolio, but a porn filing cabinet requires at least 10 Giga bytes of porn

my brother has an entire porn filing cabinet on his computer, it is taking up his entire hard drive

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