procrasturbate

to master your blaster, or hold your sausage hostage, when duties are supposed to be held.

Andrew: Man! i missed the Mavs Game!
Peter: What were you doin?
Andrew: Lets just say i have the worst case of procrasturbating habits.
Peter: Oh dont worry about, i have it too.

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TINU

There Is No Us.

Some of us (TINU) think that urban dictionary rocks.

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roach motel

A used car dealership catering to people with bad credit. It most likely sells rattletrap older cars at inflated prices and charges exhorbitant interest rates. Buyers generally have to pay weekly or bi-weekly, as opposed to the monthly payments characteristic of legitimate lenders, and being even a few days late on a payment will trigger aggressive collections attempts and, quite possibly, repossession.

That dealership's a roach motel, avoid it at all costs.

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S&M

A live album performed by Metallica and the San Francisco Symphony Orchestra. One of the greatest shows in the history of rock.

S&M is my favorite live album.

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thwart

A mixture of two words, 'twat' and 'what'. Made up by lil john and his eastside boiz homies.

Used as a degrading word. Such as; 'Sally is a thwart'.

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hoboojuboo

a poopoo head

hayden is apoo poohead

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krn

Shortened version of "Korean"
-Similar to "azn" of "asian"
-Used on internet blogs and screen names

"Iz he krn?"
"Nah he juss chinese"

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