Dickstracted

adj. Being distracted from any regular routine by a man's dick, either by accident or he might just be showing off.

1. As my hubby descended the stairs with a grande boner which he proudly stuck in my face as I ascended, I was incredibly dickstracted and almost fell down the stairs.

2. My first dickstraction was at a nude beach. I was 12, saw a boner and almost fell in a hole.

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Liebrador Retriever

The kind of dog you get when someone tells you that they have a really cute Lab/Boxer Mix that really needs a good home and it turns out to be part pit bull and part Alien.

"Did you hear about Jack?"
"No."
"He's still in the hospital after being mauled by his new Liebrador Retriever his uber-whore ex- girlfriend gave him for his birthday!"

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Raunchy Mudslide

Accidentally shitting on your boyfriend/husbands thigh when trying to retaliate for " THE FART GAME". (Best played when truly inebriated on comped Reno Casino cocktails).

When I woke up in the morning witha raging hangover, eyes puffy from humiliated weeping, I turned to my new husband and said, "Honey, sorry I shit the bed drunk last night". He replied, "You didn't shit the bed...you shit ME! You totally gave me a Raunchy Mudslide!"

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sea niggers

Somalian pirates

Cruising the Golf of Arde, the lookout spotted a fast-moving skiff approaching the ship. "Holy shit! Here come the Sea Niggers!!!," he yelled.

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Turd High

Intoxication from inhaling extremely pungent (usually male) fecal fumes causing the receipient to expeience a temporary "high"

After eating a hot pastrami burrito the night before, Scott came out of the bathroom inchoherent, suffering from a turd high.

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Turd High

Intoxication from inhaling extremely pungent (usually male) fecal fumes causing the receipient to expeience a temporary "high"

After eating a hot pastrami burrito the night before, Scott came out of the bathroom inchoherent, suffering from a turd high.

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dicksappointed

Disappointment when you finally see a man's dick.

When the British guy dropped his pants, I was dicksappointed to see a pinky-sized dick. I laughed and told him to leave.

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