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1. Modern American politics; 2. Ex-girlfriend explaining why you should take her back; 3. Anything uttered by a public defender.
When Sandy said, "But babe, I was drunk, and he didn't mean anything. I love you so much, and I'm so horny right now, couldn't I just come in for one glass of wine?" Larry thought, "Jesus, that was the best mental hand job I've ever experienced."
2π 1π
Accidentally shitting on your boyfriend/husbands thigh when trying to retaliate for " THE FART GAME". (Best played when truly inebriated on comped Reno Casino cocktails).
When I woke up in the morning witha raging hangover, eyes puffy from humiliated weeping, I turned to my new husband and said, "Honey, sorry I shit the bed drunk last night". He replied, "You didn't shit the bed...you shit ME! You totally gave me a Raunchy Mudslide!"
238π 92π
Intoxication from inhaling extremely pungent (usually male) fecal fumes causing the receipient to expeience a temporary "high"
After eating a hot pastrami burrito the night before, Scott came out of the bathroom inchoherent, suffering from a turd high.
129π 11π
Intoxication from inhaling extremely pungent (usually male) fecal fumes causing the receipient to expeience a temporary "high"
After eating a hot pastrami burrito the night before, Scott came out of the bathroom inchoherent, suffering from a turd high.
173π 52π
Cruising the Golf of Arde, the lookout spotted a fast-moving skiff approaching the ship. "Holy shit! Here come the Sea Niggers!!!," he yelled.
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Disappointment when you finally see a man's dick.
When the British guy dropped his pants, I was dicksappointed to see a pinky-sized dick. I laughed and told him to leave.
100π 11π
When your dentist gets you high on nitrous oxide and then flosses with your tampon string.
When I came to, I noticed my dentist's teeth were clean, but my tampon string bore clear evidence of pastrami on rye -- damn it! I'm the victim of The Dirty Feldstein!!!
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