Crap Stacking

When one person is seated on the toilet and another person sits on that person's lap and craps through the first person's legs. Usually occurs in dorm rooms housing excessive occupants and there's only one toilet.

"Open up your legs" Cassie pleaded. "I really have to go"!

Scott objected, stating "I do not engage in crap stacking!"

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cyber syphilis

Disease obtained from too much on-line porn

A.I heard JD caught Cyber Syphilis after a 20 hour marathon on www.midgettittyfuck.com

B. After watching a brokeback valleyvideo featuring the lick-a-likes I contracted a severe case of cyber syphilis.

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Obamanac

Obama's almanac

"Gee, I wonder if it's going to rain, or if we'll ever get universal health care?"

"Wow! Good question Buffy. Let me check my Obamanac!"

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Scourgenator

Any wide body body vehicle,preferably a black Ford truck.On a narrow winding road that is infested with inconsiderate spandex wearing death seeking cyclists.

1. Get Back in the bike lane! Here comes the scourgenator!

2.Wow!!! There are too many cyclists riding 3 abreast Thank god! I am driving the scourgenator.

3. Scourgenator = Guardian angles of the marin county back roads. Go Curtis Sliwa!

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ass-crack-tastic

A fantastic look at any plump/fat chick's ass crack over the top of her low rise jeans.

Baby, your back got that ass-crack-tastic look down tight!

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O-Fuck-Ashima

A Japanese phrase meaning, "This is not good."

Sir! We've successfully shut down the plant after the earthquake.

Very good. By the way, did you notice that giant Tsunami heading straight for us?

No. (looks out window) O-Fuck-Ashima!

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ex-wife

Noun: A life and money sucking parasitic cunt,with a mean streak.

Unless extremely desperate,try not to date or marry a man with an ex-wife.

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