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"Gee, I wonder if it's going to rain, or if we'll ever get universal health care?"
"Wow! Good question Buffy. Let me check my Obamanac!"
51π 19π
Any wide body body vehicle,preferably a black Ford truck.On a narrow winding road that is infested with inconsiderate spandex wearing death seeking cyclists.
1. Get Back in the bike lane! Here comes the scourgenator!
2.Wow!!! There are too many cyclists riding 3 abreast Thank god! I am driving the scourgenator.
3. Scourgenator = Guardian angles of the marin county back roads. Go Curtis Sliwa!
153π 52π
When someone pisses you off and you rip off their face.
Upon seeing my husband's ex-wife I had to go chimpanzee and rip off her face.
42π 7π
The ack of eating crap in small portions. Usually performed by dogs.
Damn it! my Lie-brador retriever is crap snacking again on the chicken shit in the yard.
193π 36π
Dance performed to club music with a booming backbeat by cocking one leg as high as you can and kicking in and out to the side. Usually done while wearing a puffy wedding dress and Napolean Dynamite "Dang!" socks.
Look at Cassie ooncha-ooncha-ooncha! The socks really make the outfit. "Congratulations!"
132π 16π
Parasites from people that are too poor to get regular crabs.
Man, that chick with the big ol' brown ass titties gave me serious sand fleas
141π 34π
brown-skinned, ghetto-living, chicken-eating, watermelon-loving (watermelon aka "Nigger Apple"), female with large, saucer-nipple breasts, vis-a-vie Kottonmouth Kings
Dropping my new biznatch's halter in the back of my brugandy six-four, I saw she had some fine-ass, big ol' brown ass titties!
176π 62π