ball woman

A female who is attracted to the scrotum (ball sack) area on a man's body much more than his other physical attributes.

To a ball woman, the most important factor in determining a male's level of sexual appeal is the beauty of his nuts.

Similar to "leg man" in males.

Rick: "Yeah, Suzanne is hotter than Jeanie. She has better legs."

Tracy: "Not much of a leg man, myself. I'm more of a ball woman."

great-grandMILF

A really, really old mom I'd like to fuck.

David: "Damn that bitch is smoking hot. I'd really like to get into her panties."

Frank: "Dude, she's like ninety-eight years old! She's in a fucking wheelchair and I doubt she's wearing panties... probably depends and a catheter or something. And look at that blank stare. She probably has Alzheimer's and wouldn't even know what's going on. You're fucking sick, man."

David: "What can I say? She's a great-grandMILF."

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pootiful

adj. The quality of having attractive excrement due to an adorable pancreas. The last thing one may find alluring about a woman whose external beauty has become tiring.

Guy#1 - "I'm tired of that bitch. I mean she's hot and everything. I'm just tired of her."

Guy#2 - "Yeah but have you seen her shit? She's pootiful!"

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