Indian Burn

the action of clasping someone's arm with both hands and twisting the skin in opposite directions.

Mom: If you are bad, I will give you an indian burn.
Kid: I am calling social services.

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Christianity

The reason we don't all fly spaceships and explore the galaxy like in Futurama. A cult that should be re-named Analanity. The faster we get rid of these people the faster we can live in a technology driven Utopia.

Insane Christian: Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord Jesus Christ?
Unsuspecting Victim: Only if you stop speaking out of your anus.

Christianity..

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