rag stealer

A rag stealer is someone who steals rags, breaks the law, and tells lies.

“Victoria, you’re a rag stealer!”
“Ahhhhhh!”

louisville slugger

when you are having dirty butt sex with a girl and then after you pound her up the butt you smack your penis on her face.

Most professional baseball players prefer the louisville slugger.

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YWML

"You're with me, leather."

The now infamous pickup line used by Chris Berman to pick up a woman wearing leather pants in an Arizona bar.

"YWML is probably the worst thing to ever happen to Chris Berman."

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