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n' shit

short for "and shit like that" over used by me

i like tits n' shit

by phill stone January 22, 2004

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wesley willis

The most origanal songwriter ever, he made tenacious d look like westlife, no one can ever replace him, god speed

Suck my dogs dick
Suck my dogs dick
Suck my dogs dick
Suck my dogs dick

by phill stone April 16, 2004

142👍 27👎


mcdonalds

you lot are all fuckin twats, u dont know fuck all, i work there, and im in college doin a BTEC, and im dumb compared to the rest of em, and only 2 types of food is done in a microwave, the rest is COOKed on the grill or in the vats, most emplyees are part time while they go college, and the rest are almost managers, which earns you good pay when you get in to it,
While were not cooking, were messin around and havin a laugh, its actuly fun.
So all you retards who dis, i suggest you get a fuckin life you cunts, come back when you know what its like in there

a Resturant that serves a range of food and healthy eating is an option.
Standards are high, and no1 jizzed in any food in any plyouth resturant, its all bull!

by phill stone April 12, 2004

30👍 68👎


girth monkeys

the person who rides girth like a horney chimp

get of me you fuckin girth monkey

by phill stone January 16, 2004

2👍 14👎


feeder

the greatest band to walk the world and rulers of humanaty, before jon death, and still now they rule...

the greatest band in the world

i love you feeder

by phill stone January 16, 2004

133👍 118👎


the meaning of life

1. 42
2. To reach your absolution.
3. survive the apocolypse in the final century, this one...

mummy, whats the meaning of life?
Mum: fuck off, tidy your room, and its 42 by the way

by phill stone May 5, 2004

8👍 8👎


uma thurman

the living representation of god on earth, jesus has nothing against her, she will rulle our lives for eternaty

i love you uma

by phill stone January 16, 2004

184👍 156👎