Sarah Palin

Resume:
Led the metropolis of Wasilla, Alaska, population 7,025.
Led the monstrous state of Alaska, population 683,478 (only a fraction of most major cities).

Goals:
Lead the United States of America, population 305,063,000.

-Is being investigated for abuse of power.
-17 year-old daughter Bristol is pregnant.
-newborn baby Trig, with Downs Syndrome, is rumored to have actually been born of daughter Bristol.

That's all there is. Besides being a complete airhead, there really is nothing more about this broad. Nothing. But apparently, she's fit to live in the White House.

White House staff: Mrs. Palin, we are sorry to inform you that Mr. McCain passed away last night of heart complications. You are now the president of the United States of America.

Sarah Palin: oh my god. I didn't even know what the VP's job is, let alone the presidents!!

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