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pissing on someone while eating italian food. I don't know why this is a thing, but my ex sadly asked for this at one point.
"damn, that girl gives great pizan"
having an orgasm while someone is talking about free will into your asshole
i had the best erasmussy last night
having sex with six people at once and then ditching half of them, named after king Henry VIII of england.
Damn, bob had an english henry last night!