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Chefâs Make Out BEYOND chefâs kiss. Superior. Like when your choir wins « Superior ». It is the GOAT of all praise. Indescribably immaculate and amazing and so totally mindblowingly astronomically incredible.
« Dude. That wasnât chefâs kiss. THAT was Chefâs Make Out ! »
*performance concludes*
« Outstanding. Beyond excellent. SUPERIOR. Chefâs Make Out indubitably. incomprehensibly incredibly awesomely coolzimijawns. »
The coolest way to say âyesâ, or any type of agreement. The second this leaves your mouth people will be absolutely falling to your feet and ogling at you in complete and utter admiration. You will be the absolute awesomest person in all of existence, extremely cool, and epicly popular.
Person 1: âU wanna see a movie?â
Person 2: âYepperdootlebobâ
*the sound echoes throughout the room and people fall to their feet worshipping you in masses*
note: this term should be used with extreme caution as you may accidentally attract loyal people who want your autograph and the paparazzi.
Slement: Noun
Pronunciation: Slay - meant
Used to politely refer to the odor that is, or smells similar to that emitted from vomit/throw up/puke/sick.
The air in the sickroom was stuffy, and Slement was prevalent to the senses.
Slahe: Noun
Pronunciation: Slu-ay
"Slahe" indicates the pain specifically attributed to that of a bee sting. This term is not specific to the kind of bee.
Synonyms: "Bee sting pain" or "The pain from a bee sting"
Doctor: "On a scale of 1-10, how bad is the Slahe?"
Patient: "It was a wasp, so an 11. Do warm compresses help with Slahe?
Thingymijawn:
Noun
Pronunciation: Thing-ee-meh-jahwn
An expansion of the word « jawn », originating from the Philadelphia Pennsylvania Area. Similarly to « jawn », it âs usage is to describe virtually any object, although in this case it is more limited to inanimate objects and events. Especially wonderful if you have temporarily blanked on the name of said object/event, you donât feel like saying the name, or you are saying it to be ironic. When used in conjugation with the word itself it intends to refer to, this indicates it is being used ironically to make oneself seem less intelligent than they are in fact, but their intelligence is obvious still to the onlooker as they have recalled the name of said item/event, yet chose to use a second word in conjugation to denote that this particular thing/event is not very pressing/serious.
*Note, « thingy » may be swapped out in place with said word it is referring to. « Thingymijawn » becomes « pizzamijawn ».
« Yo grab me that thingymijawn. « pizza*
« Yo you going to that festival thingymijawn?*
« Yo grab me them cheetomijawns.
Should NOT be used in context such as:
« Yo u going to that funeral thingymijawn? »
*this denotes lack of sympathy and/or amusement surrounding death⦠but then again if your into that and soâs the people your with then go aheadâ¦â¦. or find new company. Your choice tho. This author doesnât judge man.
Chefs Make Out is BEYOND chefâs kiss. Superior. Like when your choir wins « Superior ». It is the GOAT of all praise. Indescribably immaculate and amazing and so totally mindblowingly astronomically incredible.
« Dude. That wasnât chefâs kiss. THAT was chefs make out ! »
*performance concludes*
« Outstanding. Beyond excellent. SUPERIOR. Chefâs Makeout indubitably. incomprehensibly incredibly awesomely coolzimijawns. »
Jawn that is extra cool. It can be in response to a statement, or a describing word. It may also mean « yes ». It is really whatever jawn you would fancy using it with. The perfect pairing. Chefs kiss if you will. Chefâs make out of you please.
In response to a statement:
Person 1: « We are gonna go get Mcdonaldâs »
Person 2: « Coolzimijawns »
Other use in the case of expressing « yes »:
Person 1:
« U wanna watch « Seinfeld »?
Person 2: « Sounds Coolzimijawns »
Other uses in the case of expressing enthusiasm or admiration:
« Thatâs jawn is real coolzimijawns! »
« « Damn thatâs coolzimijawns! »
« « whoah dude! coolzimijawns! »
« ur like so coolzimijawns my dude »
To describe something you feel is uncool:
« Thatâs not coolzimijawns man »