Noun. That strange drunk man at the party that insists you call him Uncle, and sit on his knee, when you are in no way related. Items always seem to go missing after Uncle Craggle has visited.
Come talk to your Uncle Craggle. All right!
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Verb. To display a camp look of complete stupefied blankness in response to a concept, event or word.
I asked him where his metatarsals were and he just illingworthed.
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Facial expression most commonly seen on the face of someone having a poo.
I love you honey, but you'll never see my illingworth.
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Noun. Something/someone that does not come back. It is therefore not like a boomerang - it is a bush stick.
Yeah I rebooted it remotely and it's fucked. Bush stick.
Uncle Craggle finished his beer, said fu fu meat u and then he was gone. That man is a total bush stick.
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Quote. The last words of Big Col (the famous poet) before he collapsed in a mixture of ketchup, gravy and pie. Big Col was extremely drunk and had no idea where he was, what he was doing or what he was saying. This term is used by anyone trying to express the same in their last statement before unconciousness.
Schlabb mraa? Splerr. What? Bastard. Curry. Mfurrah... Fu fu meat u.
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the best band that will ever exsit...
people that say phish sucks can go fuck themselves...
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The act of cuming in a womans face followed by a hard punch in the nose.
After our hot date I took her home for a strawberry cheesecake
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