Meme-icide

When you just drown I'm memes until youre "dead","died", or simply "can't"

Adult: Suicide is never the answer
Teenager:Well what about meme-icide?
Adult:EVEN WORSE!

Ghandi diet plan

When a person decides to stop eating entirely, like Ghandi

Kevin: hey you wanna go on a double date with our girls?
Derant: where?
Kevin: new McDonald's down-
Derant:nae, sorry man,Michelle is on this new Ghandi diet plan

niggalepathy

When you and your nigga think of the same thing at the same time

Both: damn she got fat ass
Kyle: damn son that some niggalepathy right there

ROMT

Right On, Me Too-
When you text somebody something and ask what they are doing, and if they respond with the same thing you're doing
Debatable to be better then "same" or simply "me too" because of saying 'right on' you sound more hip and they know you're cool

A: hey man what's up
B: just jerking off man, just really wackin it
A: ROMT
B: Broooooooooo
Same

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