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Asslope

when your friend puts a plant in your hair that's what it smells like.

dam darnaya my hair smells like asslope

by phlatty patty June 2, 2019


Sarah

Sarah is one of the sweetest most kind girls you will ever meet (My bestie). She is gorgeous, skinny, and has beautiful Brown eyes. Its always good to have and Sarah as a bestfriend.

OMG Hi sister Sarah ilysm

by phlatty patty May 27, 2019


Nikita

Nikita is a nice but a bit to paranoid type of girl. She is beautiful king and will always be there for you. Sometimes she can be a bit of an ass and break your heart until your so sad that you die but on the inside she is sweet, kind, beautiful, and a bit to paranoid.

She just broke that kids heart it must be Nikita.

by phlatty patty May 12, 2019

16👍 6👎


plumber

A person who you hire to fix something. But little do you know all they do is stick some duck tape down your toilet or on a pipe and call it a day

Oh look the pipe burst we should call the plumber

by phlatty patty May 12, 2019

6👍 5👎