Ben

Derived from the latin Beninus, the title Ben is bestowed upon the most generously endowed male member of the family. He shags, blags and smokes fags and would have made England U-18's rugby if he hadn't injured his knee pulling all those handicapped orphans out of a bus accident aged only fifteen. Nicknames for Bens include Bent, Bender, Bum Boy, Bad-Luck Ben, Benny Big Balls, Big-Boi, Benjo, Welfare (Benefits), Benicio, Benjani, Benito, Benayoune, Benson and fat lazy c*nt.

That lad Ben's sending out some serious virgin energy.