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1. To have nothing.
2. In texas holdem hole cards consisting of jack two of anything.
Ie: I have jack shit for money.
I had to fold when I caught jack shit.
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To bet all of your remaining chips or money on a single hand of poker.
To go all in.
I pushed all in with pocket cowboys.
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1. A male who thinks he is the shit when he is actually just a piece of shit.
2. Males who dress in pink shirts with popped collars and crooked ball cap with too much fake gold or platinum jewelry.
3. Any teenage asshole who rides a crotch rocket down the interstate at 90 miles an hour while dodging in between cars and cutting off trucks.
4. The guy who gets way too drunk at the club or party, hits on everyone else's girl, and makes a scene if he thinks you're cockblocking him. You'll find this guy puking in the toilet or getting his pussy ass beat by the bouncers outside the club at the end of the night.
5. A male who is such a shitty piece of crap that he isn't fit to be used for vaginal hygene. The male equivalent to a cunt.
6. A male who is sociopath light. This type of male has no conscience and will resort to any sort of conduct necessary to get what he wants without concern for how his conduct might affect those around him. These males are not quite at the level of full blown sociopaths as they generally do not engage in criminal or truly evil conduct. They are more likely to resort to mean spirited and petty anti social behavior like cock blocking, adultery, rumor spreading, negative cheating, and of course threatening to attack you if you stand up to them.
Brock always brags about the one time he got a meaningless touchdown in that exhibition game but never mentions all of his fumbles during the season. What a douchebag!
That douchebag just grabbed my girl's ass. Then he had the nerve to threaten to kick my ass for getting in between my girlfriend and him.
A fucking asshole who drives an SUV like they own the road. Said species can be frequently found tailgating late at night with their high beams on. These fuckers can also be found cutting in and out of traffic, driving like they're in a race car and flipping everyone else off for not getting out of their way. Generally Ass-UV's are attracted to the biggest, clunkiest and most gass guzzling SUVs they can find. Think Chevy Suburbans, Ford Expeditions and the like.
Get turn off your highbeams and get out of my backseat you ass-UV!
I was minding my own business driving down the highway and some ass-UV zooms up into my blind side and nearly side swipes me trying to pass on the right.
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1. A five dollar poker chip.
2. Five thousand dollars.
3. Five years in the state pen.
1. I was holding pocket aces so I reraised his shitty little ten bet by shoving in twelve nickles.
2. I lost the bet and had to pay out a nickle to that fucking asshole.
3. John's not hear he's doing a nickle in Sing Sing.
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