Talking with a breast in your mouf
I gagged during pillow talk when her nipple tickled my uvula
81π 253π
Game likely originating in Russia in which a group of men masturbate and ejaculate onto a slice of bread. The last man to ejaculate has to eat the bread.
Look at those weird fuckers playing russian toast
39π 54π
To search around for a piece of ass.
"Lookin po nub in all the wong pwaces..."
12π 16π
Something or someone so mind numbingly pointless and shit that it makes your insides burn with anger and the desire to kill.
"This is a right muttwang"
"You really are a muttwang"
2π 2π
Really loose and floppy beaf curtains soaked with mucus that makes a chicks gash look like a bulldog's face after it stuck its face in a jar of mayonnaise.
"I was gonna tap this chicks ass but when i saw the bulldog with mayo I figured I owe it to myself to pass this one by and wait for something a little less used."
23π 11π
Tell your boss your working from home but you actually do a bunch of personal stuff like online gaming with the other IT folks who are "working" from home.
Early morning email from associate to boss: "I will be working from home today so I can wait for an expected delivery."
74π 27π