Shrek

Shrek is a green ogre who lives in the swamps near the willow trees. He has a mighty roar and roars it when he is making love or in pain or when someone is in his swamp! He loves making love to children who are younger than him... and also loves making ear wax candles with the ear wax from his ears! Another thing he also likes to do is eat yummy eye balls!!

“Hey mate do u love shrek?”

“Nah that’s babyish, he is a fat faggot green bitch who can’t fight his own fights.”

“What did u just say about my shrek! Shrek is love shrek is life!”

Eshay

"Eshay" is a from of slang used by high school kids. An example of an eshay is Jai. Eshays smoke and drink, this is what Jai does.

"Get of me you eshay!"

"That's so dog!"

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gremlin

Gremlin is a furry critter. Upon the mistake of trusting them they can turn sides and kill you. in 1800 there was a famous gremlin named erin that killed over 10000 people. today she is now best friends with the grim reaper. and can kill you at anytime...

"don't go near that gremlin she will kill you..."

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