iloveyou

“i love you” without spaces so ‘nothing’ can get inbetween. typically only said in messages.

“iloveyou too”

lose hearing in my left eye

funny way to describe the fact you’re missing something or someone for an extended period of time.

“omg i miss you sm, im starting to lose hearing in my left eye”

cactus monkey

The act of being an illegal Mexican in the United States.

Those clowns are packed into that Volkswagen like a bunch of cactus monkeys!

loosing hearing in my left eye

when you’re missing your significant other for an extended period of time

“omg i miss you sm, im loosing hearing in my left eye”