coil

A mospuito coil with an atached filter. drags become pure pesticides instead of pesticides with added ash, dead mosquitos, or broken ovaries

" C'mon man, lets take another hit of C."
" No man im already burnt out to the max"

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Ingestore

One who ingests their own organic waste. Often accompanied by one or more Soilers.

Legend has it, there was an ancient rivalry between the Soilers and Ingestores. The old Grecian myth tells of a man named Soilicles. Soilicles, Athenian Proto-Soiler, was the first of his kind. It is said that a day came when he was busying himself in the habitual age-old activity, when he was approached by a gentleman by the name of Ingesticles. Ingesticles, staring in disbelief and horror at what was to become of the organic waste, stated that the excretions could easily be re-ingested, instead of being laid to waist. Soiliclese, taking umbrage at the thought, dismissed the idea and drove wedge forever between the two schools of thought.

Ingesticles supposedly then aggregated his own philisophical school to forward his belief. To this day, subscribers to this doctrine are known as "Ingestores." Furthermore, the phrase "organic waste" has it's second word come as a consequence of the contention of Ingesticles.

"The soiler did his part, and the ingestore finished the rest."

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Rochester

A upstate NY city in which the main attraction are the filthy panhandlers downtown!

Believe me....you want to avoid that "attraction" in downtown Rochester!

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Vitamin J

Slang term for male semen. Generally used by females to describe the events that transpired a previous evening.

I can't get enough of his vitamin J!

A high protein milkshake consisting of vitamin J.

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bumpsy daisy

doing a suave turn onto grass or the side of a road.

"Hold tight for the bumpsy daisy" - Joker

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Nordschleife

Part of the Nuerburgring race-track. Also called 'the green hell'.

Niki Lauda had his accident at the Nordschleife.

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slump

the action of gracefully leaning on a friend/wall/stuff

often performed while mongolled

requires special training of the neck muscles

first perfected by Angharad Matthews, and now spreading around bristol and the southwest of england and wales

"for fucks sake, angie's slumping on me again"

"i feel a mondo, tip-top, clubbing jam fair of a slump coming on"

"look at them lot slumped on the bed"

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