Rural Dictionary

Chelsey M

the hottest mother fucka in all of Northern Kentucky..
2)The Dutchess of Awesome

Man oh man, that girl is almost as hot as Chelsey M!!!

by pierre January 30, 2005

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eggplant squatter

One who situates their rear end directly over eggplant such that vertical displacement will result in the penetration of anus. Worded differently, a loser.

I can't stand him. He is such an eggplant squatter.

Some eggplant squatter broke into my car.

Filthy man. You were squatting again, weren't you?

One glance at her eggplants and we all knew immediately that they had been squatted.

by pierre May 13, 2004

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UGA

The University of GAYgia, in Fagthens!

Go UF!!!!!! Beat UGA!!!!!!

by pierre October 29, 2004

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Soiletheus

The Jaoist tradition tells of Soiletheus and his role in the Jaoist pantheon. Later synonymous with the Anti-J (Anok) in the New Jackist Testament.

According to the ancient legend, Soiletheus stole the first slug of excrement from Xanus (chief Jaoist diety). Xanus found himself irate and chose to punish all men by cursing each of them with an anus so that they would never forget.

Scholars have suggested that the Grecian tale of Prometheus is cognate, or possibly may have even had its origins here.

"He was mad at that moment with the spirit of Soiletheus. For it was apparent that no man's trousers should ever sag so horribly," (Noctes Excrementi).

"The heathen Jaoist priest gripped the wooden idol of Soiletheus. Then, without shame, demonstrated to onlookers how capacious his toga truly was," (Journal of a Crusader)

by pierre July 10, 2005

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